I wish I was a person who doesn’t have another’s interest peter out into nothingness all the time. It would be really sweet not to have to get the post-falling for you moment where I’m back to being a friend to you whereas every positive word comes out of my mouth when I’m asked to describe you. I don’t want to be protected by being let down gently and have my tiny, tiny moment in the spotlight fade out into another “what if” moment of self-deprecating anguish.
I shaved before my shift and today at work I got told by an old lady that I had “a nice face” then she pinched my bottom as we got out of the lift. I also told another customer that her screen was ready and apparently she said to the girl on GSP “Oh the man said our screen’s ready? Well, not man, that boy” :( I feel like nobody understands I have feelings under this flesh.
You know when you have a posh wank and you have that post-ejaculate feel around of the condom and you look at your potential babies and go “wow, i bet you guys think you’re still in my balls” and then you throw it away and cry? That sucks.
I’m seeing talk of anal beads on Tumblr tonight and it reminds me of the time my buddy wanted me to buy some of the prizes for the Empire Awards at the staff party (Class Clown 2014 representin’) so I bought anal beads on a whim alongside the ballgag for the Loudest and a day before the staff party my mum found them in my room and I said “oh, they’re Reece’s”
Ahh guys it’s bloody lovely outside the sun is shining I’ve got a roast dinner about to penetrate my body and Laura was all “of course!” when i asked if we could hang out and she wants me to be at this person’s house party because “we could have so much fun!” together and heehee it feels all nice and lovely again
I was feeling pretty chappy boy at work today and saw my manager walk into the men’s toilets at the absolute peak of my chappy boyness so I said "ALRIGHT WAYNE, YOU GOING TO HAVE A MASSIVE DUMP" and he ignored me
Alright so I’m kinda annoyed that I haven’t ended up on anybody at work’s Top 5 Lads They’d Bone List which means I’m obviously number 6 so I’m gonna finally hark back to the days where I LIFTED WEIGHTS and had DANK arms and fucking powerlift my way into the Top 2, or 4. Yeah. Top 4 sounds easier.
Everybody’s taking a My Little Pony quiz on Facebook to discover what pony they’d be and then posting the relevant porno version of themselves and everyone’s got pretty sexy stances of themselves with great human/pony tiddays and then I DO IT and I GET TO BE RAINBOW DASH and MY porno equivalent?! Nothing but me being fucked by every other pony with a buttplug up my pony arsehole. Goddamnit.
I don’t really know what to make of me and Laura these days. We’re back to talking all day everyday and it’s all just the same as it was before and she drunk texted/called me last friday and I drunk texted/called her on saturday so it’s like she never did put an end to things. She’s also complimented my new jacket a couple times and said that I looked different today at work, which was different “in a good way” so I don’t know. It’s peculiar.
At work today I had to clean the toilets and when I was cleaning the bathroom mirror this kid came in, noticed me cleaning and then started to go piss in the urinal right in the middle of my eyesight. Then he turns he head and WATCHES ME CLEAN WHILE HE’S STILL PISSING and it was really freaking weird.
When he finished he came to wash his hands and asks me if I liked cleaning and all I could think was hey kid you just watched me clean while you were pissing with your knob in your hands please don’t talk to me you little creep so I ignored him and left. Forever creeped in fear of seeing him again.
I played a big part in allowing Little Sister to stay the night with her BF after the house party (it was his house) and I can’t help but think it was me saying “if I have to do it, I’ll be the one to sleep with Brad tonight” that finally convinced my parents to say yes.
Going to a naughty house party tonight and it should be good though I’m scared because three out of the five guys I kissed at the staff party are gonna be there and I know they’re gonna want some more of this Reevey Milkshake