Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Reading Fest was phenomenal! I got to see QOTSA/Arctic Monkeys/Disclosure/Metronomy/Royal Blood and loads more acts that gave me boners with their sonic seductions. It was a great weekend and I only ended up losing a hoodie in a moshpit during Disclosure, and about 2 stone when I finally had a toilet that wasn’t a hole in the ground in my sight.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

READING’S TOMORROW AHHHHH. I am ridiculously excited, and I am going to fangirl insanely when I see QOTSA and Arctic Monkeys walk onstage, and most likely not poo for the entire time. My IBS is going to love me.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014
revilermpls:

Video: Tickle Torture “Would I Love You”Tickle Torture “Would I Love You”

ohhhhhhh my

revilermpls:

Video: Tickle Torture “Would I Love You”
Tickle Torture “Would I Love You”

ohhhhhhh my

Monday, August 18, 2014

This match was insane. Goddamn.

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon)

(Source: bunnyblake)

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Oh man Reading is this week! I’m well excited. Tomorrow I’m going to buy food and that’ll be me set! I can’t believe next weekend I’m going to be seeing QOTSA/Arctic Monkeys/The Hives/Disclosure etc over three days, that’s insane. Though probably not as insane as the amount of pain IBS is going to give me. I’m not looking forward to that.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Today at work a customer told me that it was “fucking disgusting” how I stopped her underaged kid seeing a 15, and another told me to “sort my life out” because there was no tomato sauce.

Tomato sauce.

Thursday, August 14, 2014
I got attacked by a thunderstorm. My Primark bag melted. It was not a fun journey home, and I look way too much like Duck from The Walking Dead game. FML

I got attacked by a thunderstorm. My Primark bag melted. It was not a fun journey home, and I look way too much like Duck from The Walking Dead game. FML

Seeing all the babbys at work get their A level results and seeing their joy at being able to go to Uni and leave the cinema while I’m sitting here looking up videos of people doing eating challenges and having a sweet two years of retail experience under my belt is kinda making me wish for all of their hopes and dreams to crash and burn just like mine did.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

I went out to a BBQ the other day and was drinking and was drinking and was drinking and was drinking and we ended up crashing at a friend’s house afterwards because me and my pals didn’t wanna walk home in the rain. Anyway so I woke up the next morning needing to do a beer poo but was in a different house so couldn’t, then I had to walk home in the rain, get showered and save myself from getting pneumonia, and then my mum was like “we’re going to the carvery!” so I then had CARVERY FOOD inside me ON TOP OF MY BEER POO and nearly shat myself on the car journey home. It was intense, but I did have the most easy going shit ever when I finally got to drop brown.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

One of the newbies said I was their favourite person to work with and I nearly cried like a proud mummy.

Saturday, August 9, 2014
I’m going to a BBQ and thought I needed to tell all of you. I went for the lumberjack option, and I’m wearing Joop, and I should get better hair.

I’m going to a BBQ and thought I needed to tell all of you. I went for the lumberjack option, and I’m wearing Joop, and I should get better hair.