Friday, September 19, 2014

So fling’s fun

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Do you think that the closer Scotland comes to making it’s decision the less they begin to understand what us British people say and the more we tippity bip boppy do gollywow benedict cumberbatch tiffledodge mungetuff watercress potato croquettes

I was meant to be going rollerskating with Laura and her sister today but then this morning it was cancelled so instead of still hanging out with me Laura decided to not say it was cancelled and made new plans to see her sister instead. I’m totally not mad or anything but I did give my shift away so I could be free today and now I’m just bashing in my balls because obviously it’s me who’s in the wrong here and ugh, ugh.

moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

Had some superb banter with some guy while walking the dogs today. Both Millie and Suzie are border collies and usually they’re like happy boundy pups so as a collective we’re rather approachable because they round out my touch edge so the guy was like “are you rounding up sheep?” (banter) and laughed and then I laughed and was like “haha (the laugh), we were out searching for some!” (banter) and it was just a seamless transaction of banter that left both of us satisfied.

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

Monday, September 15, 2014
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my. #xboxone #hype #ohmy

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my. #xboxone #hype #ohmy

Sunday, September 14, 2014
RAYMOND CHANDLER HYPE YEYE

RAYMOND CHANDLER HYPE YEYE

Saturday, September 13, 2014

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I came into work to see Laura and get my payslip (I have the monies to get an xbox one next week eeee) and goodness me. The staff was primarily ladies-based and my lord, I received so much love. I got told I looked good, my lame attempt at a beard looked good, got some hugs and then some girl was recounting the time when I had uber long hair which sucked and then saying that she’s glad I got rid of it because I look so much better now and just

good

lord

I involuntarily ejaculated like, a billion times. Then I got sweaty and ran away. But still. Blimey.