I served this group of people at work today and the lady asked “Can my mum have a tea with her popcorn?” so I said NAH GURL it’s only the fizzy drinks that come with the combo, and they all stopped to stare at me for a couple seconds before the mum glared me in the face and said “Oh. I only drink hot drinks.” and they all continued to look at me as if it was MY FAULT that she CHOOSES TO NOT DRINK COLD DRINKS dear god.
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
Had a dream I believed I had cancer because I had a scab on my arm and the hair around it had been shaved off “because that’s where they’re going to operate” and then I realised it was just a scab on my arm and I woke up and feel like the worst person ever
Had no idea Brody Dalle’s playing at Reading so in a perfect world my friday will consist of seeing her then QOTSA headline but Metronomy are also playing around the same time and I kinda really wanna sing along to The Upsetter and Love Letters so yeah. First World Hipster Problems right
At work today some people came out of their film and wanted refunds because of some woman and her baby making noise, but mostly because the woman CHANGED HER BABY IN THE SCREEN AND LEFT THE NAPPY IN THERE. So we got the people their refunds and then the lady came up to my till and demanded a refund too because apparently “three people were talking/coughing all throughout the film” so I laughed at her and said that it should be her baby giving her the refund because they were the ones making all the noise and she stormed off.
Then apparently outside the cinema the woman saw the three people she mentioned to me and RAN THEM OVER WITH HER CAR because she was still so raging like a little cretin and we had the police and ambulance come in and everything. Mental.
Went out for some cheeky bevs with some LADS and we ended up getting kicked out of The Quays because after six hours of cheeky drinking my best pal Morty Yams decided to start getting a little rowdy with his whereabouts and spat on a kids menu.