Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The Investigation finally came to an end today. Weeks ago I was filmed sitting down in a screen and somebody at work who received it on Snapchat snitched and showed the big boss man. I received a one-to-one for gross misconduct and having a phone on shift, which then expanded into an investigation when I revealed that both my arms were in shot, and FOLDED. But today after many weeks of not caring and sending one or two assertive messages to the snitch telling them to leave me alone forever I was told that I am not going to be disciplined, because, in the words of the big boss man, “it’s fucking stupid”. Happy days.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Mum’s bought chicken wings and ribs for dinner tonight and I am weary. The last two times I’ve had ribs I’ve ended up throwing up, and I don’t know if that’s because unfortunately consistent food poisoning but I really would like to keep delicious ribs inside my tummy for once tonight.

There was a Bar-Mitzvah going on next door to the pub we were at so while we waited for our taxi we got a selfie with the kid who became a man hahahaha. Another thing to cross off the bucket list.

There was a Bar-Mitzvah going on next door to the pub we were at so while we waited for our taxi we got a selfie with the kid who became a man hahahaha. Another thing to cross off the bucket list.

Oh man I’m hungover. I just typed capitals in a text and it hurt my head like real shouting

Just got home from the pub crawl which became two pubs and then The Pink Toothbrush and it was dope. I’ve just made myself some tea and a bacon sandwich and soon I’m going to wonder how long it’ll be until I hate myself for not going to sleep

Saturday, July 19, 2014

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I’m going to a pub crawl today! I’m slightly terrified as I’ve not crawled before but I’ve got the next two days off so I figured why not drink and drink and drink and drink until either one of my ends begins to spew

I’m not looking forward to tonight’s storm as last night I was so drunk and was woken up by a monstrous roar of thunder and was so terrified I burst into tears when my cat Meg jumped up on my bed because I thought she was a bolt of lightning

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Anonymous said: You're nice

you’re nice

I’ve been deprived of any female companionship or even any human contact so much lately that the slightest thing brings the most appreciative side out of me. Getting 2 notes or something for a post of mine on here gives me a sense of accomplishment, and last week I received a glowing monthly review of my performance at work from a girl supervisor and I felt like I’d basically reached second base with her.

Had a wonderful moment of unconsciousness as I walked out the shower forgetting to wrap a towel around me, so I strolled out of there naked without a care in the world while my uncle and sister were upstairs too. I warped back into reality immediately but continued to stride into my bedroom like the alphamale I am.

Monday, July 14, 2014

My Dad seemed disappointed that I actually got him a Father’s Day card on Father’s Card so I’m hoping he enjoys the Get Well Soon! one I got him for his birthday